I Do Not Want To Be Your Girlfriend!!!

Dempster · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 378

Devlynn wrote:

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are

) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

AHAHAHAHA oh man, this is hilarious

Go make a male character if it really is such a problem although... ( i have a female char and everyone leaves me alone =P)

Dempster · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 378

Zypher wrote:

im brad pitt in rl...

lmao

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Dempster wrote:

AHAHAHAHA oh man, this is hilarious

Go make a male character if it really is such a problem although... ( i have a female char and everyone leaves me alone =P)

Come to Venice and I won't leave you alone.

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:28 pm

Zypher wrote:

im brad pitt in rl...

Yeah and im Mat Damon.....

And Dempster you maybe dont have a cute female character

Rien · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 31

_Lana_ wrote:

Zypher wrote:

im brad pitt in rl...

Yeah and im Mat Damon.....

And Dempster you maybe dont have a cute female character

Matt!! It's me, Ben....I haven't heard from you since my premiere of Gigli. What's been going on? You hear me and Jen had a baby?

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

Hmmm this fem I quest with alot kites me around =/

Makes me play hide and seek, or climbs things and makes me figgure out how to get up to her, or intentionally gets herself swamped by mobs so that I have to dash in. She also won't let me wear my new bad ass wolf helm....

Tried to sneak it on during dungeon last night but she notice.

Sometimes she lets me die on purpose and says "oopsies" all innocent like

Isnt that cute?

But thats okay. Come dungeon/raid time under my lead, the tables turn.

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 pm

Ryoko wrote:

I dun even bother with that 'win over' stuff
http://www.silkroadforums.com/ryoko

I need to replay...

Thats...Thats...Beautiful :shock:

Wana share bro ? *Puppy Eyes*..you whill Yay ^_^
Im gona save this one

I still cant get how can you be single =\....poor girls,they dont know what are they leting to go.....

Ryoko wrote:

Hmmm this fem I quest with alot kites me around =/

Makes me play hide and seek, or climbs things and makes me figgure out how to get up to her, or intentionally gets herself swamped by mobs so that I have to dash in. She also won't let me wear my new bad ass wolf helm....

Tried to sneak it on during dungeon last night but she notice.

Sometimes she lets me die on purpose and says "oopsies" all innocent like

Isnt that cute?

But thats okay. Come dungeon/raid time under my lead, the tables turn.

Lol...Its kinda cute....

CrazyAztec · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 419 **Location:**

hey..nice bike :roll:

PhaiKia · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 25 **Location:**

Do u ever fell how enjoy if you play online game with ur lover ? you will enjoy it when you are still a newbie, u can try share party exp and kill mobs 2gather, trade 2gather to earn gold to build ur own guild. everthing 2gather lol.
but once you reach a high level..you will not enjoy at all. felt bored..cauz u have everthing n nothing 2do beside pvp, hunting

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

_Lana_ wrote:

Zypher wrote:

im brad pitt in rl...

Yeah and im Mat Damon.....

And Dempster you maybe dont have a cute female character

wanna go make a movie together?

bluey · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 400 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

Before my girlfriend came moving in with me.

Going out in weekends with my friends was my dating life...

I never managed to keep any relation ship longer then 3/5 weeks..

Usually it was the note on the table saying: XXX call me XXX.

I didn't meet much real love in those days,now i know that's the thing i wanted in the first place.. :roll:

Funny that you seem to know alot about most things,but when it comes to
finding a girl that likes you back the right way...

It's like flipping a coin and hoping it lands on it's edge..

That's the risky gamble of asking for a date..

Thats really well put in my opinion, I guess i'm lucky to have a relationship with so much love ^__^

Devlynn · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 30 **Location:**

Hmmmmm Ryoko - I see you are from Ohio (yawn) - could be a factor! Turn off that computer and come to Texas for Spring Break - MTV camps right out side where I work!!! I'll hook you up! South Texas Spring Break FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:05 pm

bluey wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

Before my girlfriend came moving in with me.

Going out in weekends with my friends was my dating life...

I never managed to keep any relation ship longer then 3/5 weeks..

Usually it was the note on the table saying: XXX call me XXX.

I didn't meet much real love in those days,now i know that's the thing i wanted in the first place.. :roll:

Funny that you seem to know alot about most things,but when it comes to
finding a girl that likes you back the right way...

It's like flipping a coin and hoping it lands on it's edge..

That's the risky gamble of asking for a date..

Thats really well put in my opinion, I guess i'm lucky to have a relationship with so much love ^__^

Thank you.

It's the best way i could describe it..Andi think you're boyfriend is really lucky to have you.^^

Not many girls value theire relationship as much as you do.

Kitty · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1818 **Location:** MA/PA

Gotta be a tough cookie to play mmorpgs if you're a girl. :\

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:59 pm

Zypher wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

Zypher wrote:

im brad pitt in rl...

Yeah and im Mat Damon.....

And Dempster you maybe dont have a cute female character

wanna go make a movie together?

What Ocean's 14 ???
You should first go watch 13 when it comes out XD
-----------------------------------------

Hello_Kitty wrote:

Gotta be a tough cookie to play mmorpgs if you're a girl. :\

You need to be cold....But oh if i would see thos guys...I would first break his nose...then the other parts of his body...arms,legs.....In shourter i would smash him.....Yep im tough,so they cant do anything to me

Kitt · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 791 **Location:**

_Lana_ wrote:

Ryoko wrote:

I dun even bother with that 'win over' stuff
http://www.silkroadforums.com/ryoko

I need to replay...

Thats...Thats...Beautiful :shock:

Wana share bro ? *Puppy Eyes*..you whill Yay ^_^
Im gona save this one

I still cant get how can you be single =\....poor girls,they dont know what are they leting to go.....

Lol...Its kinda cute....

I 2nd that

^_^ Meowwwwwwww xD

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

YEAAAAAAA ICEQUEEN IS BACK

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:28 pm

Ice Queen64 wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

Ryoko wrote:

I dun even bother with that 'win over' stuff
http://www.silkroadforums.com/ryoko

I need to replay...

Thats...Thats...Beautiful :shock:

Wana share bro ? *Puppy Eyes*..you whill Yay ^_^
Im gona save this one

I still cant get how can you be single =\....poor girls,they dont know what are they leting to go.....

Lol...Its kinda cute....

I 2nd that

^_^ Meowwwwwwww xD

Icy you removed the Wow part....and if i wanted i would say "Uber mega giga Cuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeee" well yeah <_<
Kk He is cute...alooot......Happy now Ice Queen

And i dont think Devlynn is male.....Bah....Only He/She knows...

PR-Solja · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 203 **Location:**

Yo way to go girl lol yo that shit is mad funny how cats get involved lmao why do you think men play women characters to fullfill their fantasy lol bit all in all I agree with you just keep playing and ignore all them horny ****

ghostslave · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 57 **Location:** Hawaii

Devlynn wrote:

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are

) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

This was the funniest post I overlooked,

omg, I hope your hot for all the attention your getting from this.

Guys are idiots and in games they have only 2 things on there minds, guess what your #1.

And I use a female character so I usually get the same feedback and the ppl either call me a **** are dont get why I would choose a female if male.

Ppl seriously its a game not a sex change, in the real world stick to your gender (Even though that is changing now a days).and show some respect for the ladies.

In game be whatever you want to be and leave your penis out of the conversation =D.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:54 am

Regardless.

This topic still made me come back frequently.

We talked about a lot of things here,and people got to know each other a bit better on the forum.

We all talked and shared personal experiences,and for once we didn't have much of that ''i must defend myself posture''..

Just for that and that alone..

..I like this topic. :love:

bluey · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 400 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

Regardless.

This topic still made me come back frequently.

We talked about a lot of things here,and people got to know each other a bit better on the forum.

We all talked and shared personal experiences,and for once we didn't have much of that ''i must defend myself posture''..

Just for that and that alone..

..I like this topic. :love:

yups i agree ^_^

nightbloom · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 5492 **Location:**

Yeah Dark is more in touch with his inner femininity now.

Shimohime · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 788 **Location:**

Seriously though, many of the girls in my guild, including me, have shared our pictures. And no, we're not old, fat, or watever. Normal girls do play online games, you know...

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

_Lana_ wrote:

I still cant get how can you be single =\....poor girls,they dont know what are they leting to go.....

Ice Queen64 wrote:

I 2nd that

^_^ Meowwwwwwww xD

Awe thank you

I am flattered.

/blush

Ryo-Ohki · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 521

Thread cleaned.

Kitty · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1818 **Location:** MA/PA

Ty Ohki

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:14 am

Awesome it's so clean now. ^^

Thank you.

killsteal · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 132

I want to be my girlfriend

PsYch008 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4451 **Location:** reno

Sazer wrote:

for one blueys girlfriend is his hand, that korean gook isnt his chick, he poses like it to get support, gg tho bluey i still think ur a dumb ass for thinking it was me that hacked ur account

omg.......... go away ffs.

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