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 Post subject: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:30 pm 
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A Kenyan lawyer has petitioned the International Court of Justice to overturn the trial and conviction of Jesus Christ and his subsequent death sentence. Dola Indidis, a former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary, is attempting to sue, among others, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel over the execution of the Christian Messiah.

He has turned to the Netherlands-based court, which usually hears matters of international law, after an attempt to file the suit at the High Court of Nairobi was thrown out in 2007. Mr Indidis hopes to have Jesus' conviction quashed. 'His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice,' the lawyer told Kenyan paper The Nairobian.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:56 pm 
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I'm surprised nobody has tried this before.


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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:03 pm 
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Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:12 pm 
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Need to sue Greece real quick. Socrates's death sentence was wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:27 pm 
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Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz

Jesus was a real person most historians agree with that, its whether he was the messiah or not is where the issue arises.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:34 pm 
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I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:37 pm 
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I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

Means I'm hungry. Fuck you.


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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:13 am 
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If I were the court, I would have a hard time taking that guy serious, haha.

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I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?

Means I'm hungry. Fuck you.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:28 am 
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*BlackFox wrote:
Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz


im aethist and i think jesus existed, theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus existed its the myths and stories surrounding it i dont believe

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records

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a bit more ont, good for the lawyer, it'd be awesome if he was an atheist

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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Gaigemasta wrote:
I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records

Same.

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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.

You don't have to argue about that lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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*BlackFox wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:
theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.


thats not what i said, though i said someone called jesus where did all this god shit come from lol

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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^ Ah yes, that's another story... lulz

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 Post subject: Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
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I've seen this some time ago, thought it was funny. This guy probably just wants some attention, because nobody is this stupid.

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