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 Post subject: [nsf] saw tiesto, did acid & girl squirted on my face twice
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:11 am 
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with wolfgang gartner and martin solveig, did acid for the first time, i was so Farking farked up i cant even tell how the buzz was lol, had shit load of gangas mirin hard as **** asking for pictures and shit, i had my 200 lbs broskydawgsky sitting on my shoulder and i was doing squats with him Farking people going nut everywhere lol.

it was like a wasted teens paradise had like 15+ girls trying to kiss me or grab my dick, asking why i had no dick, said i was on gears loool.

went clubbing after, this was the bomb we we're all in chest flexing and busting some muzza for the girls, skinnyfggtz were all mad cause they had no attention from the females prostitutes. staff was loling hard giving us free drinks and shit.

then i grabbed some fine 9/10 body, 6/10 face chica cause i was just way to out of my mind and took her home, had problem with my alpha scepter of tiestosterone so i started giving her pleasure with my nimble fingers (thx for years of gaming) then the bitch Farking exploded in a tsunami of piss & female semen and menstrual blood all over my face i was confused as **** though she Farking took a piss on me or something. she was all shy and shit said it was the second time something like this happenned and she wasnt expectng it apologizing and shit. then i said lol lets do this again, did succeed, girl was crazy though i was a god or somehting, the i did some a2m totaly took her pride away and crushed it, her dad would have been crying if he knew i turned his pretty little princess into somekind of hardcore porn wasted hooker.

tldr: dont do drugs kids or you might end up bathing into piss and menstrual blood and acutally enjoy it



oh btw washed my bed twice and there's still a stain, Farking gf gonna be pissed oh well.

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 Post subject: Re: [nsf] saw tiesto, did acid & girl squirted on my face twice
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:43 am 
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Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:01 am 
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I thought this was a spambot thread because of the title. Turns out I wasn't too far off.


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 Post subject: Re: [nsf] saw tiesto, did acid & girl squirted on my face twice
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Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?

lmao truth
thats some freshman new2weightroom weight brah

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Tasdik wrote:
Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?


I'd say not really. I could probably do it, and I'm a "skinnyfggt".

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 Post subject: Re: [nsf] saw tiesto, did acid & girl squirted on my face twice
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It seems you have made up your mind about the "problem" you had then. And it seems I was wrong.

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I cant find the part where im supposed to be impressed..

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Tasdik wrote:
Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?



doing it in a crowd fulled by junky while you're on acid and your 200 lbs is a wasted brosky dancing and jumping on your shoulder, yeah this is some serious zumba shit.

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I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:
Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?



doing it in a crowd fulled by junky while you're on acid and your 200 lbs is a wasted brosky dancing and jumping on your shoulder, yeah this is some serious zumba shit.


I thought zumba is for betas?

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Just plane farked up!

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Bartic wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:
Tasdik wrote:
Wait, is squatting 200 lbs supposed to be impressive?



doing it in a crowd fulled by junky while you're on acid and your 200 lbs is a wasted brosky dancing and jumping on your shoulder, yeah this is some serious zumba shit.


I thought zumba is for betas?



yeah the proof is that i can do it while im on drugs

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I Am Vegeta wrote:
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doing it in a crowd fulled by junky while you're on acid and your 200 lbs is a wasted brosky dancing and jumping on your shoulder, yeah this is some serious zumba shit.


I thought zumba is for betas?



yeah the proof is that i can do it while im on drugs


Damn it, that was a nice comeback.

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 Post subject: Re: [nsf] saw tiesto, did acid & girl squirted on my face twice
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I don't know why I open this guy's threads, and then I remember humans can't help but look at train wrecks. I call bullshit.

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I don't know why I open this guy's threads, and then I remember humans can't help but look at train wrecks. I call bullshit.



same reason why people watch realityshow

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this has to be the most epic thread in the history of....threads!

firstly, i am vegeta...are you phunky? secondly...are you phunky?

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I was thinking Stallowned, he got pretty stupid in this vein in the days before his ban.

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this has to be the most epic thread in the history of....threads!

firstly, i am vegeta...are you phunky? secondly...are you phunky?


No, he isn't phunky. Vegeta is Canadian, phunky is Croatian.

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lmao people keep asking me if im this guy or this guy or this other guy

and most of the time i got no idea who those guys are :s

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MrJoey wrote:
I was thinking Stallowned, he got pretty stupid in this vein in the days before his ban.


No way. Stall just hardcore nerd raged, he's not actually dumb.


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lmao people keep asking me if im this guy or this guy or this other guy

and most of the time i got no idea who those guys are :s


It's hard for us to believe so many blathering idiots exist in the world of SRO, so we're desperately hoping you're all the same person. But alas, you are not. By the way, still calling total BS on your story.

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Sae wrote:
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I was thinking Stallowned, he got pretty stupid in this vein in the days before his ban.


No way. Stall just hardcore nerd raged, he's not actually dumb.


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lmao people keep asking me if im this guy or this guy or this other guy

and most of the time i got no idea who those guys are :s


It's hard for us to believe so many blathering idiots exist in the world of SRO, so we're desperately hoping you're all the same person. But alas, you are not. By the way, still calling total BS on your story.



wich part look like fiction to you?

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Guys when i get my fatty ass to quebec city in august, i will make it my personal due to SRF to meet our alpha legend! I shall try to uncover his identity!

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ROFL ^ That sounds like a good idea.

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Guys when i get my fatty ass to quebec city in august, i will make it my personal due to SRF to meet our alpha legend! I shall try to uncover his identity!



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Couple issues with the story:

Why didn't you pick literally anyone better to see while doing acid the first time? Tiesto's grossly overrated, Wolfgang Gartner is a side act, and Martin Solveig was a one hit wonder.

Why was your friend on your shoulders instead of one of these girls that were supposedly around you? I feel like that would be the more impressive/less homosexual route there.

5/10 for not being able to handle your shit on drugs

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Couple issues with the story:

Why didn't you pick literally anyone better to see while doing acid the first time? Tiesto's grossly overrated, Wolfgang Gartner is a side act, and Martin Solveig was a one hit wonder.

Why was your friend on your shoulders instead of one of these girls that were supposedly around you? I feel like that would be the more impressive/less homosexual route there.

5/10 for not being able to handle your shit on drugs



oh yeah we had teens on your shoulder too, but the best moment was when I had my bro and he was throwing shits at people in the front lol


and we did acid cause we couldnt find anything else

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