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*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

OMFG Indeed! ^

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

So, how's the honeymoon going?

_Dutchy_ · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:23 pm

Tasdik wrote:

So, how's the honeymoon going?

Quite well. Thank you for asking. We rocked in the first night.

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

penfold1992 wrote:

Ganja wrote:

Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.

if you itch you may have a disease bro... i dont itch at all. better than feces sticking to the hairs before they drop.

My armpits do itch a couple days after shaving.

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

I've never shaved near my pooper, I've always been afraid of the itch it might cause because when hair grows back it comes out prickly with is what causes the itch.

But it might be worth it to not have to use half a roll of paper ever time i shit.

TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

Congrats to OP on the wedding

Didn't know people were into ass-shaving ~,o

Juicy · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1233

This is probably the most fucked up thread I have seen in a while...

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

Thank you very much, guys!

This thread did turn kinda weird when people started suggesting I was talking about shaving my balzzorz, though! When I actually just talked about shaving my beard.

I don't usually leave scars or stuff like that, but seeing as it CAN happen, I was obviously a bit nervous about doing it on my wedding day.

This thread did give me a great laugh, though. Thanks guys!

_Dutchy_ wrote:

Your getting married oO. dafuq ? i thougt we had something going man.

I thought so too, so where is my wedding gift, huh?

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

TheDrop wrote:

Congrats to OP on the wedding

Didn't know people were into ass-shaving ~,o

People in Ancient Egypt used to shave all their body hair.

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

BuDo wrote:

^

What does he think he's doing, spamming my thread? O.o

MrTwilliger · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 1374 **Location:** Hiding

I don't see any appeal in shaving. The only thing I shave is my face, purely because I don't look great with a beard. My chest, my balls, my ass; they can all grow as hairy as they like. Its never caused me an issue before and women seem to like the rugged look, so I'll keep my balls hairy and nice.

More relevant though, congrats on the wedding! How was it?

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

I think a slight beard and moustache actually suits me better than shaved. But I shave every once in a while anyways.

Bartic · **Posted:** Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:19 pm

I can't grow facial hair, so I just shave it once a week, because it doesn't really look good like that.
But my ass... That's a whole different story.

Spoiler!

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

MrTwilliger wrote:

I don't see any appeal in shaving. The only thing I shave is my face, purely because I don't look great with a beard. My chest, my balls, my ass; they can all grow as hairy as they like. Its never caused me an issue before and women seem to like the rugged look, so I'll keep my balls hairy and nice.

More relevant though, congrats on the wedding! How was it?

I was actually talking about my face, lol. Seems a lot of you misunderstood this.

But thanks, man. The wedding was a blast, and I had a lot of fun during the evening with the family, friends etc.

Majorharper · **Posted:** Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:33 pm

You don't shave your beard. Thats it.

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

ltsune wrote:

MrTwilliger wrote:

I don't see any appeal in shaving. The only thing I shave is my face, purely because I don't look great with a beard. My chest, my balls, my ass; they can all grow as hairy as they like. Its never caused me an issue before and women seem to like the rugged look, so I'll keep my balls hairy and nice.

More relevant though, congrats on the wedding! How was it?

I was actually talking about my face, lol. Seems a lot of you misunderstood this.

But thanks, man. The wedding was a blast, and I had a lot of fun during the evening with the family, friends etc.

what we are really interested is how the night went.

Bartic · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:21 am

penfold1992 wrote:

ltsune wrote:

MrTwilliger wrote:

I don't see any appeal in shaving. The only thing I shave is my face, purely because I don't look great with a beard. My chest, my balls, my ass; they can all grow as hairy as they like. Its never caused me an issue before and women seem to like the rugged look, so I'll keep my balls hairy and nice.

More relevant though, congrats on the wedding! How was it?

I was actually talking about my face, lol. Seems a lot of you misunderstood this.

But thanks, man. The wedding was a blast, and I had a lot of fun during the evening with the family, friends etc.

what we are really interested is how the night went.

You should've just asked for the video.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

penfold1992 wrote:

what we are really interested is how the night went.

Nah... Why would we be interested.. in such thing? lulz

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

Bartic wrote:

penfold1992 wrote:

I was actually talking about my face, lol. Seems a lot of you misunderstood this.

But thanks, man. The wedding was a blast, and I had a lot of fun during the evening with the family, friends etc.

what we are really interested is how the night went.

You should've just asked for the video.[/quote]
I can upload it if you guys want?

EDIT: Here it is: http://goo.gl/zPOD

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

Woah, did I just travel back to 2009?

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:17 am

ltsune wrote:

Bartic wrote:

penfold1992 wrote:

I was actually talking about my face, lol. Seems a lot of you misunderstood this.

But thanks, man. The wedding was a blast, and I had a lot of fun during the evening with the family, friends etc.

what we are really interested is how the night went.

You should've just asked for the video.
I can upload it if you guys want?

EDIT: Here it is: http://goo.gl/zPOD

Now it looks like I asked how the night went.

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

And wasn't that what you asked?

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:43 pm

ltsune wrote:

And wasn't that what you asked?

I just asked for the video, so I can decide how it went.

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

ltsune wrote:

And wasn't that what you asked?

if thats what you really did the night of your wedding then yea i guess thats what we asked...

but also, if thats the best you got on your wedding night, i feel deeply sorry for you.
oh and, thanks for the wedding photos... we loved seeing them as well... -.-

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

penfold1992 wrote:

ltsune wrote:

And wasn't that what you asked?

if thats what you really did the night of your wedding then yea i guess thats what we asked...

but also, if thats the best you got on your wedding night, i feel deeply sorry for you.
oh and, thanks for the wedding photos... we loved seeing them as well... -.-

We haven't gotten our wedding photos from the photographer just yet.
I cannot wait to see them ones they get here, though! So I am sorry about not posting them

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