Fiction wrote:
You know, me being tied down, when I hear friends telling stories about how much freedom they have or a good escapade, it makes me miss the old times. With your stories though, it's kinda sad, and makes me glad I'm not going out and running into douche bags all night. Kinda the same feel I get when I see commercials for Jersey Shore. So keep on telling your nonsensical stories!
This, although it's hilarious making fun of the stereotypical douchebag bro.