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FireVortex · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 2005 **Location:**

HOLY SHIT.

Whered ice come from.

Doron · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 8:37 pm

KAPOW! *pose and.. smile.*

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

WTF Ice is back =O!!!
He probably doesn't remember meh =/

0l3n · **Posted:** Sun May 23, 2010 12:26 am

Though honsetly, who does?

So no biggie right?

Heosphoros · **Joined:** Apr 2009 **Posts:** 682 **Location:**

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So you think you had a hard childhood?

    Well **** you, it’s got nothing on mine.  My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad.  My only friend until I was 10 was the asshole next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit.  It’s not even like I had a choice, the town Farking had like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.  My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

    You think that’s the worst?  My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.  The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.  She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.  You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences?  Yeah, they were Farking creepers, and they had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were.  I swear the thing would never shut the **** up.

    Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

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M3K0S · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 1580 **Location:**

omg haha that was awesome

Doron · **Posted:** Sun May 23, 2010 12:59 am

are you freakin' kidding me?

you know I never forget nor forgive.

TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

Heosphoros wrote:

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So you think you had a hard childhood?

    Well **** you, it’s got nothing on mine.  My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad.  My only friend until I was 10 was the asshole next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit.  It’s not even like I had a choice, the town Farking had like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.  My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

    You think that’s the worst?  My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.  The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.  She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.  You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences?  Yeah, they were Farking creepers, and they had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were.  I swear the thing would never shut the **** up.

    Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

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lmao epic. but i thought brock was black? o.O

and misty aint flat :slap:

Heosphoros · **Joined:** Apr 2009 **Posts:** 682 **Location:**

Asian thing is reffering to his small eyes I suppose.

Doron · **Posted:** Sun May 23, 2010 1:42 am

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

IceAlya stay this time.
Or else I'll commit Jewishcide

Snazzi · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1856 **Location:** Qué ?

Icealya wrote:

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

Thats exactly what I thought until i saw the pic lmao. Shame on me. :oops:

FireVortex · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 2005 **Location:**

XMoshe · **Posted:** Sun May 23, 2010 6:07 am

Misty is flat in the series o.O Just not in those pics

Keep up the work guys, love it o_o

kreisimees · **Posted:** Sun May 23, 2010 12:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWVLzVhnYE0

This is win.. I guess.. :sohappy:

even though it's only a video, i felt scared :soosad:

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TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

XMoshe wrote:

Misty is flat in the series o.O Just not in those pics

your right, the other pics a lie

kreisimees wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWVLzVhnYE0

This is win.. I guess.. :sohappy:

even though it's only a video, i felt scared :soosad:

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i thought he was gonna skydive lol

more pics

Spoiler!

Pally · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 412 **Location:**

ofy1993 wrote:

I don't see it =(

It's a girl under the picture on the right size of the image.

VeniVidiVici · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 920 **Location:** OTL

Human instinct. The brain tries to see faces (or patterns) in everything.

EDIT here it is.

Spoiler!

Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

umm well you can clearly see a face there...

Not just the shape you can see both eyes, mouth, nose, etc.

Obviously it wasn't there when it was taken, but that is a real face, not a dirt pattern I believe

VeniVidiVici · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 920 **Location:** OTL

Your brain even fills those things in. Tho you're right. The face is obviously put there.

TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

Doron · **Posted:** Mon May 24, 2010 11:13 pm

old, but still hilarious!

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

Yeah it was posted before in this very same thread

Still funny.

TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

ExSoldier wrote:

Yeah it was posted before in this very same thread

Still funny.

oh sorry, didn't know. havent read through this whole thread, too freaking long

Snazzi · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1856 **Location:** Qué ?

When I saw that pic, I actually laughed my ass off.

Heosphoros · **Joined:** Apr 2009 **Posts:** 682 **Location:**

Kah00ner wrote:

When I saw that pic, I actually laughed my ass off.

Doron · **Posted:** Tue May 25, 2010 9:07 pm

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Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

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I'm not racist, and please don't take it that way, but this was funny shit.

Snazzi · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1856 **Location:** Qué ?

ofy1993 wrote:

Quote:

Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.

Fuckin lol.

That is classic. So true.

McLovin1t · **Joined:** Apr 2008 **Posts:** 1825 **Location:**

Icealya wrote:

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

Dude so did i. then i rofld

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