You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.
He's right ok first things first
1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame 2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards 3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - - 4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow. 5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back. 6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man 7. Always do a reach around 8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play 9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage. 10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...
OMG Farking WIN.
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woutR wrote:
Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.
Tbh when i saw ur pic i thought u were gay too Even i look more straight.
And just dun ask for somethng stupid like this on a forum.. just tell them u dun like guys and done.. its not like they're gonna rape u when u turn them down..
And xemnas... that was just
lol.
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does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that
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does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that
does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that
nope, but you made me curious now.
yeah me 2, want to see it
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does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that
nope, but you made me curious now.
OMG, your ava, bash.org
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does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that
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cpinney wrote:
your a metrosexual slutish whore.
+1
XemnasXD wrote:
dig deep people...we need to find that pic
The one with his hair all blue and some guy posted a picture of a dog on top of it something... ?
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It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....
I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm
Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ? Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?
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Ice.. Sort your life out mate.
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ofy1993 wrote:
do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD
But if he's avoiding them or is rude to them they will think he's playing hard to get..
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It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....
I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm
Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ? Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?
I so have to ask my gay friends about this xD
It's so strange, there's no wai they know eachother, different city, different work... different age...
And no way they're my friends, the one in class just annoys me a lot with being who he is, I always bitch at him and make sarcastic comments that he's single, short, fat (he isn't but it's fun, cuz he's very vein) and the one at work is just.. I dunno.. I actually never talked to him directly.. at work I always talk about people behind their backs, or I act like I talk about them behind their backs, really loud so they notice, and give a few punches below the belt... I do have a lolsex relation with two other guys at work, but that is just for giggles.. and lmao's....
But for the rest... don't think so... And I laugh about people...
ofy1993 wrote:
do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD
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Okay.... They really are after you Umm just tell them your into girls and stuff. But don't be rude,no matter how annoying they are.Maybe they want you attention ? Just be nice,normally tell them your not that orientation .
Personally i think your happy aura made their gaydar tingle
It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....
I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm
Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ? Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?
I so have to ask my gay friends about this xD
It's so strange, there's no wai they know eachother, different city, different work... different age...
And no way they're my friends, the one in class just annoys me a lot with being who he is, I always bitch at him and make sarcastic comments that he's single, short, fat (he isn't but it's fun, cuz he's very vein) and the one at work is just.. I dunno.. I actually never talked to him directly.. at work I always talk about people behind their backs, or I act like I talk about them behind their backs, really loud so they notice, and give a few punches below the belt... I do have a lolsex relation with two other guys at work, but that is just for giggles.. and lmao's....
But for the rest... don't think so... And I laugh about people...
ofy1993 wrote:
do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD
But I am...
though not for them...
Wow, your a bitch lol.
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durka durka muhammad gihad allah 10k plys. thats all i hear :S
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Even i look more straight. 
