First thread in a while, but this is serious business...
I have too guys after me. And not in the way that I made out with their girlfriend or that I owe them money, but they want my ass.
This sucks so much...
It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me.... seriously, I was in shock when it happened the first time, but then the day after again? Shit man, and the worst thing is one is in my class, the other is my coworker.. so it kinda sucks...
Or am I so slutty that I turn guys gay and too stupid to see gay guys eyeing me?
Do what you're hearts tells you right thing is to do, i mean Profit you will make mistakes maybe in some things but you will learn from it, better do it now then later.
ps: can you post picture of your azz on HOTGIRLS topic ?
First thread in a while, but this is serious business...
I have too guys after me. And not in the way that I made out with their girlfriend or that I owe them money, but they want my ass.
This sucks so much...
It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me.... seriously, I was in shock when it happened the first time, but then the day after again? Shit man, and the worst thing is one is in my class, the other is my coworker.. so it kinda sucks...
what to do!???
I don't want men.......
I love women...
I always thought you were gay. You keep suggesting it. I bet they're on SRF and they think you like bumming.
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Crumpets wrote:
You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.
He's right ok first things first
1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame 2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards 3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - - 4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow. 5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back. 6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man 7. Always do a reach around 8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play 9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage. 10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...
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You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.
He's right ok first things first
1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame 2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards 3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - - 4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow. 5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back. 6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man 7. Always do a reach around 8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play 9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage. 10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...
Probably the most scarring thing I have ever read.
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durka durka muhammad gihad allah 10k plys. thats all i hear :S
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Ayt here's what you do. ..Get both of them hooked on crack. like to the point where they will eat shit all day for an 8 ball. kidnap them and lock them in a room together and they will forget about you. and then you'll be set and you can continue your quest for the vagtastic voyage.
You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.
He's right ok first things first
1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame 2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards 3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - - 4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow. 5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back. 6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man 7. Always do a reach around 8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play 9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage. 10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...
Probably the most scarring thing I have ever read.
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seriously, I was in shock when it happened the first time, but then the day after again? Shit man, and the worst thing is one is in my class, the other is my coworker.. so it kinda sucks...
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