The funniest Customer review ever.

Priam · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:17 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... etter.html

Richard branson gets some fanmail. This guy wasn't all to happy about the food on the plane..

Crowley · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:24 am

Lol that was funny.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

I lolled,
But aeroplane food tends to be mediocre at its best.

Swindler · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:34 am

Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

Hostage · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:40 am

HejsaN wrote:

Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes. :roll:

..Anyways I gotta good laugh out of it and the pictures only made it that much more funny. This line;

Quote:

The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

is what got me the most.

If I was Richard Branson and had to read this letter I'd probably be a little embarrassed but then soon realize I have an Olympic swimming pool full of $100 bills and just go for a little dip to forget about the whole ordeal. xD

Swindler · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:44 am

Hostage wrote:

HejsaN wrote:

Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes. :roll:

There are only a few gay jokes out there, and farts are only funny in South Park :wink:

Doron · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:53 am

I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?

nohunta · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:40 pm

I didnt even smile....

Priam · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:57 pm

Icealya wrote:

I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?

Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.

BalkanFanaticS · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 768 **Location:**

nohunta wrote:

I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis

woutR · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:26 pm

I chuckled, it was nice.

Priam · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:30 pm

BalkanFanaticS wrote:

nohunta wrote:

I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis

Correct, your IQ must be

OTG · **Joined:** Oct 2008 **Posts:** 1060 **Location:**

Priam wrote:

BalkanFanaticS wrote:

nohunta wrote:

I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis

Correct, your IQ must be

LOL

Bop · **Joined:** Oct 2008 **Posts:** 1130 **Location:**

rooofflll...i shouldnt have read this during lecture though...burst out laughing <.<

Locketart · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2119 **Location:**

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

Sparkles · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 55 **Location:**

That was funny

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:33 pm

it was ok

Doron · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:50 pm

Priam wrote:

Icealya wrote:

I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?

Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.

still don't get it..

Priam · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:39 pm

Icealya wrote:

Priam wrote:

Icealya wrote:

I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?

Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.

still don't get it..

Let me redirect you to my IQ comment earlier

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Quote:

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month.

Its called curry you dip :banghead:

... mustard

But as for the letter as a whole...lol it is very funny, this guy is on a completely
different level

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Locketart wrote:

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

Locketart · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2119 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Locketart wrote:

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

No but I wouldn't write a ridiculous letter complaining about how the food looked if I didn't even taste it. Maybe it was a different type of food than he is used to but he didn't even bother to try it.

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Locketart wrote:

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Seeing how he called curry mustard...not what he normally eats at all ¬_¬

Burningwolf · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 2583 **Location:** :|

_Panu_ wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Locketart wrote:

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do

well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better :banghead:

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

Burningwolf wrote:

_Panu_ wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do

well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better :banghead:

and who told you that it was ok to come outta the kitchen? no one! ... get back in there

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

_Panu_ wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Locketart wrote:

From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?

WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?

i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do

I feel your pain. Mine looks bad AND tastes bad

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