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 Post subject: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:53 pm 
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ok so with this recent server inspection
I decided to have a little fun with fembria

so i register my brand new account there
start the launcher..hit the start button and
here i am about to log in to the infamous FEMBRIA SERVER
* que's theme music *

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Chapter. 1
so here i go all ready with my new fancy account , i start to customize my character
now as always I plan to play with the same character name that I have started out with on the regular ecsro server "AWAKE"
so after about 5-10 minutes of tinkering with my character to get it just how i like it, i go to type my name in "A-W-A-K-E"
hit create
and just as i was liking this server i get the "CHARA ID ALREADY EXISTS"
so great , here i am...cant use my name..prolly have some lil kid goin " ITENS PLYZ I AWAKE"
so i pick another name that i happened to have used in other places
"OxyCotton"
alright so im ingame...the jangan horns are goin off...owls are "whoo-ing" in the distance..
the peacefulness of jangan kinda soothes over my body like a serenade of joyful memories.

as usual im dashing off to the mangyang fields to begin battle...
*slash *slash *slash , i have reached lvl 5!!!
my build slowly but surely begins to form as she is getting stronger and stronger by the minute
so i spend a few more minutes there *slash *slash *slash
i have reached level 10!
but wait? whats this? i am now able to ride a horse!!!
*SUH-WEET*
but then i open my bag...i realize i am obviously in a state of crisis as i quickly find out im stuck with only 5,124 gold to my name...i start to feel the depression as the poorness settles in..
so i think to myself ..hmm..if only there were people like myself who run around (in the normal server) giving out 100k here..5mill there...to new beginner characters
well as my dream turns into reality im still stuck with my financial dilemma.
so some quick thinking quickly turns into action as i use my last 5k to teleport to donwhang.

Chapter. 2
ahh the hot & humid dessert flats known as donwhang...
as the dust is settling from my smooth yet strange journey through the teleporter
I have arrived at my destination with all my body parts intact!
now at this moment im even worse off then i was when i was back in jangan city
because now here i am stuck in a dessert with only 124 gold..not even enough for a cold earth ghost ale.
so in the midst of my anguish, i come to the conclusion that there just has to be some players in this city that could help me reach my ultimate goal which would mean being financially secure!!!


i quickly grab up all my belongings...and off i go making that long walk across town to the south gate of donwhang...
as i begin to see the gates in the faint distance of the dessert ..i am quickly reminded of the dessert heat as hunger & thirst settle in..
exhausted...weary..and tired..i make my way to the battlefields of south donwhang..
when i gather the courage to step out into the unknown i can see two opponents fighting one another with clear intentions of killing each other!!!
some 5'4 broad all cladded up with hand woven garments clearly meticulously sewn.
and who woulda thought such a nice lookin gal could dish out some of the nastiest spear combo's ive ever seen!!!

* slash * slash *slash..its a quick but brutal battle as the 6"2 250lb blade wielding soldier hits the dessert sand with a *THUMP*

and here is poor oxycotton in her lvl 10 triumphs..watching this gore filled battle in awe
i finally muster up the courage to speak to the garment wearing wench...

Oxy: i have this weapon here its +3 and has a critical of 10 , ive used this spear to kill even the most frightening of all monsters..."mangyangs"...
now it has a lot of sentimental value to me but seeing as i havent allocated my funds very well , i can let this go for a mere 1,000,000 gold pieces..

*Garment wearing wench*
Pshh , you have a lot to learn junior , what would a high level player like myself need with that pathetic weapon for peasants

Oxy: as you can see this has been handcrafted with the finest jangan wood cut from its very own Jinryong Mountain Forest..even the most mightiest of silkroad warriors can surely appreciate a weapon of this fine tailoring

"Garment wearing wench"
STOP WASTING MY TIME NEWB

...now left all alone in this battlefield..clearly my dignity has been bruised..
as im sitting against the stone bricks of the donwhang barriers ,
nearly ready to give up all hopes on fembria..
i can see in the distance a sort of white glow with a silvery haze coming torwards me...
who/what is it?
LEONIDAS!!!!!!!!!!! i scream...

Chapter. 3
to be continued

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:27 am 
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damn, didnt know what you could write. But jou still noop okie?


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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:36 am 
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it toches me :cry: good writing

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:08 am 
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ur grammar is shit and so is the story and SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:09 am 
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magi dont be such a bitch :)


i liked it, writes me a novel.

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:37 am 
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lol i didnt really plan on that i just wanted 2 share what happened to be today as i was begging for gold on fembria lolzz

*drew im going to rape u..while ur sister watches*

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:50 am 
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oh kyle, ur so kinky

its pretty well written, turned the word "noob" into a more intellectual statement

oh where is the part about me plvling u


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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:02 pm 
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lol.

too wordy... as my chem teacher calls it verbal diarrhea


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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:38 pm 
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oh well
thx for ur input =D

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:41 pm 
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wow thats creepy but flaterying

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:27 am 
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haha this shit owns.


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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:12 am 
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Was boring as shit.

Naw I JK. Was a good read.

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:51 am 
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.AWAKE. wrote:
lol i didnt really plan on that i just wanted 2 share what happened to be today as i was begging for gold on fembria lolzz

*drew im going to rape u..while ur sister watches*


lol why didnt you ask me for gold?

im one of the richest players on the server with a total of 2.2 bil

(actualy i got 1.2 and a shit load of sos som and sosun)

btw ill be on tomorrow at 12 pm pst so you can join my guild then ^^

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 Post subject: Re: A tale of woes and sorrow
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Soo.. Can I have 10k now?

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