Globals that are interesting and funny

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

delete

Shiver · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 334 **Location:** Ephesus

You have a foolish definition of funny.

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

crap I found the first two funny, but I know obviously the others aren't good... DI DI dee..
I know their racist, can't believe they can be tolerated though

JustaDude · **Joined:** Apr 2008 **Posts:** 686 **Location:**

Weirdos

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

_Panu_ wrote:

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

Fack lol!

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

_Panu_ wrote:

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

nice!
a couple of days ago i had something weird
guy: anyone live in Quebec I am feeling lonely call me at ( a phone number)

ImmortalKiller · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 675 **Location:** VA/CA

aznronin wrote:

_Panu_ wrote:

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

nice!
a couple of days ago i had something weird
guy: anyone live in Quebec I am feeling lonely call me at ( a phone number)

There are TONS of those in Aege, but it's always Turks who try to piss off their friends... but you can occasionally befriend the guy who global-ed, saying stop spamming my brother's telephone, let me call you so you can get it straight, what's your number again?

And a 4chan post yields win!

Verfo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:53 am

_Panu_ wrote:

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

Haha epic win.
Although, its 100% true ;p

Snoopy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:30 am

Hmm..

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

...?

Crumpets · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 7800 **Location:**

Snoopy wrote:

Hmm..

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

...?

Mods don't live up to that rule, if they did all these people with screen shots of globals in their sig would of had it removed. But that isn't the case ... so ....

Snoopy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:49 am

Crumpets wrote:

Snoopy wrote:

Hmm..

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

...?

Mods don't live up to that rule, if they did all these people with screen shots of globals in their sig would of had it removed. But that isn't the case ... so ....

What rule do they live up to nowadays? What little "active" mods there are..

ImmortalKiller · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 675 **Location:** VA/CA

ofy1993 wrote:

aznronin wrote:

Marcheline: I **** TURKS AND ALLAH TOO!! SPAM ME TOO!!!!!<--racist...
(another comment on turks)

Basically, I sometimes find this funny, and weird... but the racism should be dealt with... like
everyday

Anyone have better ones?

Shiver wrote:

You have an anserine, dopy, dopey, foolish, goosey, goosy, gooselike, jerkyblockheaded, boneheaded, duncical, duncish, fatheaded, loggerheaded, thick, thickheaded, thick-skulled, wooden-headedcloddish, doltishdense, dim, dull, dumb, obtuse, slowgaumless, gormlesslumpish, lumpen, unthinkingnitwitted, senseless, soft-witted, witlessweakyokel-like definition of funny.

agreed and fixed.

you sir, are retarded. Any way you can show me how you even start your computer or does your mother help you?

That global is not only to Turks it's to all Muslims.

That's two racist marks in 1 global.

If he doesn't get at least a warning, then mods here need to read their own rules.

thnx Snoopy for posting that

I think he meant to say the fact that the racism exists is funny, in a 4chan sort of way, but it should be stopped.

Everyone's over scrutinizing him >.>? Or am I giving benefit of the doubt?

RogueKiller · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1893 **Location:**

I hate the globals on Aege. They aren't funny one bit.
"I have a boner!"
When was that funny? Technique is a 12 year old kid with his moms credit card.

jeansl10 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:47 pm

aznronin wrote:

_Panu_ wrote:

Venus Server: ------im not spelling the name as they should be

nicki: witch smells like crap
<random bot>: jajaja awalon noob gw?
turk: nice to know you know what crap smells like
nicki: i never said that ... always putting words in my mouth
witch: thats not the only thing in your mouth *removes cock*
Union:(goth) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guild: ...
Union:(young 12 yr old) why do they put cocks in someones mouth?
Union:(goth) -_- ... come here , i'll show you xDD

nice!
a couple of days ago i had something weird
guy: anyone live in Quebec I am feeling lonely call me at ( a phone number)

i live in quebec

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

But i ment shouldn't racism be dealt with in aege server?
I see them everyday, stupid finals i have with spanish and english screwing my grammar, dam this procastination!! I apoligize I didn't mean that was funny, but still Turks aren't too bad, in CTF I've actually seen them play fair and not sprawn kill and apoligizing ofy and everyone in SRF
I don't know whether it's because of the communication or just ways of people, but I guess we are all different in many ways.

thm_klose11 · **Joined:** Jan 2009 **Posts:** 57 **Location:** Germany

haha look at this one :

or this:

I love them

jeansl10 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:51 pm

thm_klose11 wrote:

haha look at this one :

I love them

LOL!

Snoopy · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:56 am

thm_klose11 wrote:

haha look at this one :

or this:

I love them

..... if you believe that ....

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

Snoopy wrote:

Hmm..

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

...?

well i didnt ...

- post SS of global
nor
- deframe, degrade, or ridicule anyone.

im clean ^^

ImmortalKiller · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 675 **Location:** VA/CA

_Panu_ wrote:

Snoopy wrote:

Hmm..

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

...?

well i didnt ...

- post SS of global
nor
- deframe, degrade, or ridicule anyone.

im clean ^^

Of breaking the rules-- Yes.

Of STDs-- Up for debate until proof.

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

ImmortalKiller wrote:

Of STDs-- Up for debate until proof.

LOLOLOLOL that was funny. seriously it was, i laughed so hard that i fell off my chair but still continued to laugh. you should be a comedian. you will excel in that career. keep up the good work.

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

I'm really sorry, I apoligize to everyone in SRF!!!!, sorry to everyone here, but I can even delete this, dam I hate these fcking finals making me procrastinate..... I'm really sorry.and i'm am seriously fcking up in school now, please i'm sorry guys, already bombed a chemistry test..

theblindarcher · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:30 am

aznronin wrote:

I'm really sorry, I apoligize to everyone in SRF!!!!, sorry to everyone here, but I can even delete this, dam I hate these fcking finals making me procrastinate..... I'm really sorry.and i'm am seriously fcking up in school now, please i'm sorry guys, already bombed a chemistry test..

lol calm down guys lay offa him hes probally haad enough

_Dutchy_ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:36 am

RogueKiller wrote:

I hate the globals on Aege. They aren't funny one bit.
"I have a boner!"
When was that funny? Technique is a 12 year old kid with his moms credit card.

yea hes kinda anoying >.< but i gues hes not as anoying as i was wen i used to global spam like hell xD

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:52 am

thm_klose11 wrote:

haha look at this one :

or this:

I love them

the other one doesnt work

EDIT:
Now it did.

HolyPure · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 365 **Location:** Hotan

thm_klose11 wrote:

haha look at this one :

or this:

I love them

the last one is realy weird and funny... love ur ava :-P

SKarFace · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 90 **Location:**

"im Paris Hilton and im a stupid spoileed whore"

wasn't rly that funny but it was the only global ive seen lately that i found somewhat entertaining

Verfo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:17 pm

SKarFace wrote:

"im Paris Hilton and im a stupid spoileed whore"

wasn't rly that funny but it was the only global ive seen lately that i found somewhat entertaining

Taken from southpark =\

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