I Do Not Want To Be Your Girlfriend!!!

Devlynn · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 30 **Location:**

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are :) ) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

pls will u be my girlfriend>

ziddy1232 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1391 **Location:**

Well said!

PimpC wrote:

pls will u be my girlfriend>

*cough* get a life *cough*

Alfred · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1545 **Location:** .se

where do you find all these wackos?!

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

ziddy1232 wrote:

Well said!

PimpC wrote:

pls will u be my girlfriend>

*cough* get a life *cough*

cough it was a joke ass cough

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

By default its a guys job to make the first move.

Were just doing our job.

1 yes is worth the 10 no's.

1 in 10 is why they call it 'gettin lucky'.

And more people in SRO say 'yes' than you might realize.

Blyth · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 1025 **Location:**

omg a gurl :shock:

10k or s3x plssss

J/k

Anyway, i lol'ed, must be hard for girls to play mmo's, to many horny kids around

ziddy1232 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1391 **Location:**

Ryoko wrote:

By default its a guys job to make the first move.

Were just doing our job.

1 yes is worth the 10 no's.

1 in 10 is why they call it 'gettin lucky'.

And more people in SRO say 'yes' than you might realize.

Very true.. I have got quite close to a girl in my union after making 'the first move' and there is even talk of us meeting.

On second thought...

You should be flatered that somebody has choosen to flirt with you.

mitosuke · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 89

i laughed

AllEyezOnMe · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1166

Devlynn wrote:

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are

) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

Long quote just for the hell of it.

And I have a girl char and no one ever PMs me asking for sexy time!

Maybe I am ugly?

ziddy1232 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1391 **Location:**

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

And I have a girl char and no one ever PMs me asking for sexy time!

Maybe I am ugly?

But your a guy(i think)... So maybe you dont act like a female.

Like one character was a guy and when my rabbit did its charming action they said : Awww! thats sooo cutey!

I asked.. They were female. That may sound sexist.. But if you act like a female, you will be treated like a female

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

somone sent me a message earlier hitting on me.

i wont say who it was tho:P

AllEyezOnMe · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1166

ziddy1232 wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

And I have a girl char and no one ever PMs me asking for sexy time!

Maybe I am ugly?

But your a guy(i think)... So maybe you dont act like a female.

Like one character was a guy and when my rabbit did its charming action they said : Awww! thats sooo cutey!

I asked.. They were female. That may sound sexist.. But if you act like a female, you will be treated like a female

Damn, gotta start acting more femaleish.

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

Lol, been in the same situation a couple of times, but most of the guys pm-ing me just want to be friends, nothing more.

And if they do get annoying, Bram will appear and tell the guy we're married and they usually give up.

Ryoko wrote:

By default its a guys job to make the first move.

Now if they only KNEW that! :roll:

Asian69 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 26 **Location:**

for both guys and girls who ask to have an internet date or anything like that are

1. Desperate...
2. stupid
3. a guy playing as a girl or a girl playing a guy to get free stuff
4. a pedifile hunting lil kids
5. Can't get a GF/BF in real life...

my advice to thoes kind of people is to now close this window out press start on your comp, and press shut down.

Once thoes steps are followed take a step outside,and breath some fresh air.

Put on some guy/girl friendly clothes and then go to the mall or something and hang out with some real people once in a while.

canakin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:20 pm

lol hillarious thread
but pointless

ShizKnight · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 3104 **Location:** _______

A/S/L?

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:21 pm

Devlynn wrote:

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are

) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

You Are 100% Right...Im Sick of Them.....20 Mins Ago A Guy Gave A Return Scrool.I Asked Why ? and Replayd "Now You ..... My *Thingy*.......
I Whas Stfu Noob

And When They Starting To Ask For My Age...I Say "Im A 41 Year Old Lady From France..." Then They Go Away.
Or When You Sit In Garments,I See 3 Ppl Geting Closer And Standing There Watching.....

There Are Some That Say "Can You Kiss Me Or Il Cry" I Always Say W/E And They Are Happy...After 5 Sec "Can You ..... Whit Me ?" Me Like Always Stfu

And I Have At Last 10+ A Day Asking Me To Be Their GF...Mostly On Saturdays....

I Want To Kill Them :!:

EDIT: Yeah I Have A Real BF And I Dont Go Around Asking Virtual Ppl
I Have My Huny Alive :love:

Not On A Comp

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Devlynn wrote:

I am a female with all female characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney men in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the female players - or even for guys who are playing female characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most females that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)

1. I am online to play the game - I am not husband hunting
2. I do not want to be your "GF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" girl friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked her - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a girl in game - u are actually
talking to a guy - what does that make you???

**And to the guy who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!

I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are

) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!

god......talk about an attention seeker....lol i know a few female characters
who happen to be girls in real life...and no one bothers them.

if you wanted us to talk to you all you had to do was to ask ok

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

RuYi wrote:

Lol, been in the same situation a couple of times, but most of the guys pm-ing me just want to be friends, nothing more.

And if they do get annoying, Bram will appear and tell the guy we're married and they usually give up.

Ryoko wrote:

By default its a guys job to make the first move.

Now if they only KNEW that! :roll:

According to all these ppl, im not supposed to message you no more

Ah well.

If their momma didn't give it up, they wouldnt be here to post on the forum.

/sigh

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:27 pm

Dude,Did You Even Read It....Im Sick Of Noobs Like That.... I Cant See Going To A Guy In Game Whit A Lv 50+ Sos And Say "Baby You Wan It ?

" I Would Never......That Kind Of Ppl Are Sick

And Yes Ryoko Its Great When Guys Start First "But Not In SRO"
I Like To Have Friends There,But Not 10 Fake Online BF's

EDIT: I Whas Talking To Satman In First Part

ziddy1232 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1391 **Location:**

Ryoko wrote:

If their momma didn't give it up, they wouldnt be here to post on the forum.

/sigh

LMFAO!

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

Ryoko wrote:

RuYi wrote:

Lol, been in the same situation a couple of times, but most of the guys pm-ing me just want to be friends, nothing more.

And if they do get annoying, Bram will appear and tell the guy we're married and they usually give up.

Ryoko wrote:

By default its a guys job to make the first move.

Now if they only KNEW that! :roll:

According to all these ppl, im not supposed to message you no more

Ah well.

If their momma didn't give it up, they wouldnt be here to post on the forum.

/sigh

We can just keep it a secret! Nobody will know! :roll:

DarkJackal · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 6119 **Location:** A den~

Quote:

Dude,Did You Even Read It....Im Sick Of Noobs Like That.... I Cant See Going To A Guy In Game Whit A Lv 50+ Sos And Say "Baby You Wan It ? Wink" I Would Never......That Kind Of Ppl Are Sick

lol I have had "ppl" probably guys acting like girls pm me that kinda stuff too lol, "hi master, item pls". I'm sure its true, pretty much any female char with a cutsey name will be bugged more then a few times by guys lol.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Any available girls I can hit on?
i have a PHD

A pretty huge d.....

Ok ignore the bad joke.

PsYch008 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4451 **Location:** reno

Zypher wrote:

somone sent me a message earlier hitting on me.

i wont say who it was tho:P

Tetsumaru · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 361

no. thats what happens when you go and stick your tits in everyones face. you dont have to advertise that you are a girl. why cant you just be like everyone else and stop talking about girl this tits that.

stop being an attention whore.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Tetsumaru wrote:

no. thats what happens when you go and stick your tits in everyones face. you dont have to advertise that you are a girl. why cant you just be like everyone else and stop talking about girl this tits that.

stop being an attention whore.

like this

bluey · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 400 **Location:**

Me and my boyfriend share the same account and we both get hit on all the time because our char (which has been HACKED) was a girl char. ^__^ we share both of them. I actually find it amusing to play with people and act like im interested, and speaking of which, i got a private message on this forum by a person saying "You're sooooooo cute" message "lets hook up some time". = =

Right after this post i found this in my message box:
From: ******
To: bluey
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:47 pm
Subject: hi there Quote message
You're sooooooo cute" message "lets hook up some time

Lemon · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1011

Zypher wrote:

somone sent me a message earlier hitting on me.

i wont say who it was tho:P

i got french man in quebec hitting on me in game

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