K, i bit off more than i could chew here. I thought to myself, "hmm bohemian, could be made into SRO-hemian. And, "Mama, just killed a man, put a gun to his head" could be "crossbow to his head"
Of course, i was forgetting that this song has ridiculous lyrics and is very hard to makin rhymes that scan to. Nevertheless, i dont turn down a challenge, and this, kinda, vaguely, but also, possibly not really, is a song about a person who doesnt care about alchemy, but then murdered someone (maybe he did care about alchemy afterall, and was trying to convince himself?)
who knows. Either way, i present to you, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, the SRO version.
Is this the real life?
Is this SRO fantasy?
Caught in the traffic-
No escape from reality-
Open your stall
Look into storage and see-
Im just a poor boy, i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
Crit too high, mag too low,
Anyway the stones go,doesnt really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just killed a man,
Crossbow against his head,
Pulled my trigger, crit hes dead,
Mama, tick't had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to do PK-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, PK-ing,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
(ive got nothing here to rhyme)-
Bodys falling all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta go and grind it off before i die-
Mama ooo- (any way the stone goes)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never PK'd at all-
I see a little silhouetto of a nuk'r,
Scaramouche,scaramouche Is it Karlos Vandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and this nuker is after me-
[Choir] Hes just a poor boy from a poor gu-ii-iild-
Spare him his life and have these uni pills-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Murderer! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Murderer! we will not let you go-let him go
Murderer! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
This nuker has put a lightning nuke aside for me, for me, for meeee-
hell yeah its the guitar solo bit
So you think you can KD me and stab me in the eye-
So you think you can nuke me and leave me to die-
Oh crap-I'll use my return scroll-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the stones go....
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