A farming idea...

dominoes · **Joined:** Oct 2009 **Posts:** 194

Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

.AWAKE. · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 2070 **Location:**

inb4theWTF?

Bg_DrEaM · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 1354 **Location:**

.AWAKE. wrote:

inb4theWTF?

2 late

conkker · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 262 **Location:** uefa2012

OMGWTF

ryan1166 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 am

omfg wth.

Sir_Edward · **Joined:** Mar 2009 **Posts:** 867 **Location:**

what the hell are you talking about?

SnowShael · **Joined:** Aug 2009 **Posts:** 203 **Location:**

Eric, is dat you?

If not;

LMFAO, WTF MAN?

Do it.

Karras · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 659 **Location:**

I am a good man, a nice man, i read what u wrote 3 times.
1st time i fast read it,
2nd time i slow down and pay attention,
3rd time i break it down n try to understand it.
Bottom line, im pretty sure u're not sane.

ApocalypticDeath · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 686 **Location:** Mount Fap

Karras wrote:

I am a good man, a nice man, i read what u wrote 3 times.
1st time i fast read it,
2nd time i slow down and pay attention,
3rd time i break it down n try to understand it.
Bottom line, im pretty sure u're not sane.

+1

XMoshe · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:14 am

So you either want to fap or take a crap in the women's bathroom. Why?!

Kolossal · **Joined:** Jan 2009 **Posts:** 548 **Location:**

dudes, xplain pl0x! i cant understand a shit

HawaiianMix · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 786 **Location:**

You sir, are an idiot.

SwordCloud · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:09 am

dominoes wrote:

Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......

Some of us:Who?
woman's bathroom:in Silkroad discussion?
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Nevermind I didn't understand at all.

Aiyas · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:13 am

XMoshe wrote:

So you either want to fap or take a crap in the women's bathroom. Why?!

I thought it was more like "fap to crap in the women's bathroom"....

Honestly, I don't know.

PR0METHEUS · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4093 **Location:** Earth

dominoes wrote:

Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......

So basically you want to search through a woman's personal belongings without permission? Go for it, and let us know when you get arrested for breaking and entering or something.

If you want to learn things about a woman, why not actually try to get to know her? Be her friend?

Kids these days...

S3by · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 519 **Location:**

Kolossal wrote:

dudes, xplain pl0x! i cant understand a shit

+1

chickenfeather · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:32 am

I don't think flying to korea and bribing joymax's janitor to let you in outside of office hours so you can access the server to give yourself 2 trillion sp is going to work.

Smi!ezZ · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 558 **Location:** Yukon

Do EET

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:28 pm

I fap to the crap in my womans bathroom. It's more hawt than her.

CeLL · **Posted:** Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:07 pm

ive done this. it works.

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