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Post subject: [Story] A night out in SRO  Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:18 am |
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John calls Tim
J: Hey bro, wanna go to the club?
T: Sure man, lemme just freshen up, i jut got out of bed, so im still in my garms
J: Just got out of bed?! its like 12pm server time, you missed the post inspection free entry. Now you have to queue. Its a 1 in 1 out system
T: Nah man, i got one of those VIP flyers
J: tasty.
-at the club
T: Thoguht you said there would be exotic dancers at this place?
J: No, i said lots of ppl dancing
T: All i see is a bunch of D9 male bards in gay hats.
J: theres some D4 jailbait bards though.
T: still. i dont wanna see old men dancing, despite their nearly capped dancing skills putting Jackson to shame
J: No, that guy isnt dancing. Its a pvp bug. hes only facing 1 direction.
T: Oh.
J: Cmon, lets get a drink at the bar
T: holy crap. look at that!
J: what?!
T: theres like 8 or 9 guys all standing in the same spot humping the bar!
J: yeah, they are bots
T: huh?
J: guys that pay the club owner to stand there humping walls. they get off on it or something.
T: Why does the club owner allow it? surely a club with people wall humping will put other people off?
J: they get f***loads of money from it, its a big fetish industry.
T: riiiight.
J: anyway, what do you want to drink? ill go get it for you, you go get us that table with the 2 clerics
T: why them?
J: the good girls are always demons in the sack.
T: niiiice. I'll have a large hp pot, and an mp pot chaser
-at the table
J: so girls, nice to meet you both.
girl 1: ýes. nýce also.
T: ah, you aitn from around here are you?
girl 2: no menz, we not
J: so... what are you doin later tonight? our mate is having a house part.....
T: its not a house party, its a Wings party
J: they are playing paul mccartney and the wings music?
girl 1: we must wear angel wýngs?
T: no you noobs. Wings. up on the mountain?
other 3: oh. sure, sounds good.
J: and after the party, you girls can come to our place. i got a sun spear for you to check out. if you know what i mean?
girl 2: yez. i want free sun.
-at the wings pt
J: duuuuude, im so trashed.
T: i can tell you moron. you just PQ'd the other tank.
girl 1: ýour frnd tank. he bad, ý need PQ menz. PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ
other party members: stfu. focus on the damn pt.
T: maybe we should go...
some party members: BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOB!
*T has been banned from the pt, J has been... girl 1.... girl 2 has been banned from the pt*
T: screw it, lets go home
J: I'll call the taxi
girl 1+2: TAXý?! PLZ taxýýý menssssssss. 10k 10k
girl 1: PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ PQ
meanwhile, on Rsro:
-man 1 walks into cons and sits on a bench, placing an item box on the floor next to him-
-man 2 walks into cons from the north entrance, sits on the same bench and places an identical box on the floor next to him-
They speak with a thick russian accent:
1: I hear the weather in Jangan this time of year is particularly warm
2: Yez. the trade of linen from donwhang is much greater
-both men nod, and pick up the others box before walking off-
-a wizz comes out of invisible and traces man 1, while a rogue comes out of stealth and traces man 2-
-spooky, suspenseful music can be heard playing from an unseen bard-
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based on a true story, the names have been changed to protect the identity of those involved*
* not really. i made it all up
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:26 am |
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holf fucky best this is a good one
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:29 am |
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nice  Quote: "girl 1+2: TAXý?! PLZ taxýýý menssssssss. 10k 10k" lol'd
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:58 am |
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lol'd hard at the turk girls hahaha good job trice
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:07 am |
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lol @ turk girls
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:08 am |
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:28 am |
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wb Trice.
i still enjoy reading your posts.
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:34 am |
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lol Thx for the read.
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:36 am |
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Trice wrote: J: so... what are you doin later tonight? our mate is having a house part.....
T: its not a house party, its a Wings party
LOL
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:37 am |
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LOL @ D4 Jailbait hahaha
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:26 am |
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nice story  should expand on the Rsro version sounds like a sro version of bourne identity xD
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:41 am |
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That was really awesome
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:50 am |
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:55 am |
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I lol'd when Turkish Cleric started to talk.
Nice job
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:57 am |
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Dude you rock! This is some awesome shizz. You got subscriptions for more of your stories to come? If so i subscribe nao!!
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:17 am |
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Getting home, i'll call taxi lol
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:33 am |
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Men, that was awesome script., someone must make movie on this scene... it would be very nice movie for the silkroaders and address this to joymax.
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:23 am |
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:04 pm |
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nice one lol
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:29 pm |
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:56 pm |
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Nice read
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:39 pm |
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Quote: J: and after the party, you girls can come to our place. i got a sun spear for you to check out. if you know what i mean?
girl 2: yez. i want free sun.
I lol'ed. xD
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:46 pm |
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ROFL!
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Post subject: Re: [Story] A night out in SRO Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:26 pm |
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Trice wrote: J: anyway, what do you want to drink? ill go get it for you, you go get us that table with the 2 clerics
T: why them?
J: the good girls are always demons in the sack.
Funny funny stuff! I lol'd so much! You should make a sequel!
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