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showed up there, no expectation, place was full of underaged people since it was 16+.

bunch of skinny gangster in longshirts and stuff, 14 yo kids sold me mollys lmao

jailbait everywhere, got my hoodie on, start drinking a beer, girls keep looking at me, just chilling there with my broskis.

we take off the hoodies, wearing some fitted wifebeater, people are mirin as **** as they see our gunz, we're clearly the only one that lift in this palce lol.

girls are swarming us, dancing like little hookers on xtc trying to tease us, disregarding them.

Then, i decide to take off that tanktop, magic happen, first one to get in chest in the Farking place, im the most shredded too, everybody's looking.

look up my head, there's this metal structure


jump on it and start doing chin up and pull up with gorilla crunchs mixed in, people mirin hard as **** gangas screaming, broski jump in too and start to pump.

get off after 30 reps or such, some security guy that we know come at us (guy do lift too) he's laughing and tell us that the whole shit was swinging and to not get on it again cause it might crash into the skinnyfggts crowd.

loling hard, tell him its all good, then get in front of the stage and start to muzza like some real alpha sickkuntz, few females i know come dancing with us and all, good time good time. then there it is,i spot that hot brunette with a fitted cap, Farking gangas with caps make me crazy as ****, she look at me, then go back to some others dudes. oh well she might have a boyfriend.

keep going dance with girls and stuff, then i spot her again she's about to leave, oh well **** those dudes with her i want her name, show up in front of her.

''Hey youre boyfriend was looking for you''
''I dont have a boyfriend wtf?''
''Fine so what's your name?''
*giggles and blush*

then it goes for 5 minutes, she keep looking at me smiling and impressed as ****, guys with her are saying nothing and kinda pissed, then BOOOOM get the **** out of the place with the girl and ride to her place.

broskis are loling as **** cant believe i pulled it out like this.


those are the kind of moments that make me happy to hit the gym 5-6 times a week

its all worth it


pic of the girl

This is extremely entertaining to read, keep going mate xD

It looks like you went to a high school dance in their school's gym with a low turn out o_o

Waiting for "6/10 would not bang".

Meh, It wasn't.....

^Maybe it was sarcasm?

what happened to that TCM (thats cool man) may-may SRF used to have? its really applicable in these kinda threads.

damn she got a horrible smile. i date chicks that have better teeth then me normally.

Rave looks empty as **** playaaaa

It is half amusing seeing these "stories" for the purpose of seeing how hard he tries to show off? they're not entertaining in themselves... in short, yes i was being sarcastic

yeah it was a bit small but it was still better than expected

I still go to middle school dances too...

Someone needs to compile all these threads and put them into the SRF Chronicles: Chapter - Adventures of Vegeta. Lol.

Never went to a rave. Just isn't my scene. I went to bars and whatnot but never raves. I'm the type who likes to just take a few good drinks and chill.

Dat face paint, bro.

I actually like this story. Nothing is too demeaning, you have a lovely happy ending, it involved some healthy exercise and no one got hurt. 8/10, would read again

I think there is something wrong with her mouth but i could be seeing things couse is late.

That rave does look rather empty. Usually you barely have enough room to move your arms and someone always, and I mean ALWAYS spills their drink on you >=(

this was a small one with local djs, but i like the small one better than those might one where you cant dance or move aorund the crowd :s

Fck those raves brah:P

Dreamfields. First festival of the year. Kind of small, but still fun and only a 10 minutes ride from my place.

wish we had those in america :s (well we got some ''ok stuff'' but not as nice)

might fly my ass to tomorrowland for summer 2k14

Nothing will ever top the electric forest.

Let's turn this into a rave festival thread. I'm def. going to try one out in the near future (Summer 2013 baybayyyy)

This is still top.

Best party ever! Decibel! Can't wait for this year's edition.



EDIT: check out 0:57. It was fcking hot that day, so they began flying over people with waterfuled jetpacks. Fcking naisss

I've seen like at least 4 people trying to grow some kind of mullet.

I came to this thread reading OP, but left with forest rave, will not forget.

its so weird seeing someone not from australia saying some of the words your saying dude, gj

I can't believe how proud you are sharing how hard you try to hook up with girls. IDK if you're Perter Griffin dumb or Patrick Star dumb...

Just like Penny(Big Bang Theory) used to say, she used to hook up with guys like you...

You probably look below average to pull all those tricks & bulk to get laid...

Don't get me wrong, I like to read your stuff cuz it entertains me, I just don't like the way you boast it like it was some kind of achievement..