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 Post subject: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:49 pm 
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was at the gym last night, doing leg so i start up on the bike to heat them up a bit for like 5 minutes, getting that blood going through my frog legs, cardio bunny are mirin my calf cause it's bigger than their waist.

so once im done after like 5 minutes i start moving to the weight room, then there's this unroided lance armstrong wannabe fggt who start giving me advice about cardio like you should do it longer and harder cause blablabla. So i pull up my pant and expose my quad ''bitch those shit spin them wheel so hard i can fly without having E.T. sitting in a front basket'' kid aint talking anymore, he know that one of my leg could legpress his whole family.

Then i reach the Farking weight room, get to the squat rack, there's a fat girl doing some kind of yoga/zumba shit on a carpet in the Farking rack looking at herself in the mirror. ''excuse me miss moby dick 2012, could you just get the **** out of there and go to the homo-stretching area for pregnant womens?'' I said politely. ''you son of a bitch, who the **** you think you are stupid douchebag'' she answer aggresively. ''aint no douchebag, douchebag dont train legs lulz'' I reply as she retreat in submission.

start loading the barbell, run out of plates, Farking morrons moving plates aorund the place and wont put the bakc on the racks. start walking aorund and pick up a few plates, as i get back there's a Farking upperchestwarrior who removed the Farking plates of my barbell and is curling it.

slap the guy, give him that Farking broski stare of mine, guy look at me thinking he's big in his xsmall shirt, then i hand him 4 plates at once and ask him to hold them for me a sec. guy crumble like a Farking meat patty, chiken legs and spine are almost breaking under the weight lmao. Guy exit the gym with a free ticket for snap city.

Didnt have to punch anyone, today was a good day.

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:25 pm 
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I don't even... Though I laughed at the "''excuse me miss moby dick 2012, could you just get the **** out of there and go to the homo-stretching area for pregnant womens?'' I said politely."

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:56 pm 
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I remember a TickleMeAnal on Xian.

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Who is that Farking fellow?

Caps.

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:03 pm 
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Who is that Farking fellow?

Caps.


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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:48 pm 
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woutR wrote:
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Who is that Farking fellow?

Caps.


misc reject trying to be fun in srf



I dont even have an account on bb, and I don't read msic, heard about it tho.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:57 pm 
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Such a farked up story!

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:04 pm 
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So the weather here has gone from 85s-90s a week ago, down to 40s-50s for the last 5 days or so, back up to 65-70s.

wtf is going on.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:01 pm 
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wtf is going on.
We're getting closer to the end of the "Year"
That's what's going on. lulz

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:15 pm 
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I remember a TickleMeAnal on Xian.


You're like 181289th guy that told me that. I played on Alps, and Alps only. When I was on playing on Salvation, every 6th person asked me that, seems like that guy was pretty popular.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:25 pm 
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.curve wrote:
So the weather here has gone from 85s-90s a week ago, down to 40s-50s for the last 5 days or so, back up to 65-70s.

wtf is going on.

The weather here was around 70-75 last week, and is around 80 now.

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So today I saw something in the store, some candy called "Hockey Puckar" which you can guess two times, means Hockey Pucks in english. Somehow I felt I've tasted them, so I decided to purchase one just to be sure. As I guessed, they were a blast back to the past, where you could buy the SAME thing, except back in the days they were like powder, that you just dipped your finger in after you licked it. It was fucking delicious and now I want some more.


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They even used the same old crazy hockey player, fucking revolutionary. For once I wont have to wake up in the middle of the night because my shitty panic attacks tonight. Thank you Hockey Puckar.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:13 pm 
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I'm eating rice crispy squares right now, they're so damn good.

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Bartic wrote:
Fiction wrote:
I remember a TickleMeAnal on Xian.


You're like 181289th guy that told me that. I played on Alps, and Alps only. When I was on playing on Salvation, every 6th person asked me that, seems like that guy was pretty popular.


lol did you get called Jimmy a lot? haha

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Fiction wrote:
Bartic wrote:
Fiction wrote:
I remember a TickleMeAnal on Xian.


You're like 181289th guy that told me that. I played on Alps, and Alps only. When I was on playing on Salvation, every 6th person asked me that, seems like that guy was pretty popular.


lol did you get called Jimmy a lot? haha


Yeah, I did. Some even PMed me with: "Hey handsome", and I automatically knew they thought I was that Jimmy guy. :D

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:55 pm 
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It was always like that.

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Did SRO turn into some sort of erotic gay men social type of mmorpg?



What mmorpg didn't?

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
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Fiction wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Did SRO turn into some sort of erotic gay men social type of mmorpg?



What mmorpg didn't?


This is incredibly true actually.

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:13 pm 
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you slapped the guy?

thats gay

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thats gay


You revived a thread that should be dead... thats gay.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:52 pm 
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Lol, that has happened several times before. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Farking upperchestwarrior curling in the squat rack
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:16 pm 
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Old Today, 06:53 PM


look at the posting dates (note that the guy copypasted it from this board i guess since it's all censored using farking)


i wrote that shit actually im a bit flattered someone copypasted me

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:24 pm 
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Regardless of where this was stolen from...

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You revived a thread that should be dead... thats gay.

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Regardless of where this was stolen from...

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You revived a thread that should be dead... thats gay.

you might not like my posts but some people do enjoy them, gush some people even repost them lmao.


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