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I Am Vegeta
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Post subject: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:38 pm |
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It was lovely weather today, the sun was out and it was nice a warm. I decided to fly to the gym today so I ripped out 5698 pull ups, quick warm up just to get the blood flowing. I went to my balcony and spread my lats in all their 1.3m wingspan glory and took flight. I can confirm, I was W&W's inspiration for the track Lift Off.
As I was gaining height and soaring through the air like the majestic saiyan I am, my extreme vision noticed something was amiss down on the ground. It was bad. Very bad. It was the worst thing that could have happened. A cross fit gym had opened up within 1 km of my house. I instantly felt the value of my house depreciate a good 200k.
I took a quick glance inside and the sheer amount of Beta's almost overwhelmed me. I was hopelessly out numbered. For this one, I had to call in the big man himself Prof. Oat. together we strategised the take down of the most cancerous thing to have ever been around since soy protein shakes.
We struck in the later afternoon when all the beta **** had come home from work and decided that it was time to squeeze in a "work out." Operation muscular retribution was a go. The first attack was crucial, due to me having more mass than the Prof. I was first to cannon through the doorway and selected my weapon of choice, the ever handy multipurpose barbell. The beta cross fit **** were shocked and stunned by my sudden appearance that they were frozen on the spot. I used this chance to spear 4 of them to a wall with a throw that Leonidas himself would look down upon with approval. I used my other barbell to then fight off the wave of beta's that started flooding around me.
I was beginning to struggle against the masses but then the second phase of our attack came into play. Oat had filled their water system with 60 tubs of albuterex and he had slipped by during the commotion and activated the fire alarm. Torrents of fat melting albuterex poured form the ceiling and instantly melted all the beta's to nothing but bone. This however wasnt enough, they needed to be wiped from existence. This was the final part of the operation, Oat and I performed the fusion dance and created the ultimate being, we were now Arnie mode. With our strength we used our new found Austrian accent and then uttered the 4 magic words, "Do you even lift."
The Gym was instantly engulfed in flames that came from the fiery pits of hell themselves. We then lunged our way all the way to our gym.
Today was leg day.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:43 pm |
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This is pure gold
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:45 pm |
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I actually enjoyed reading something vegeta wrote.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:15 pm |
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Majorharper wrote: This is pure gold
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:20 pm |
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fck gold. this is Diamond!
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:17 pm |
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This is good.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:42 pm |
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Can you just make one thread of this stupid bullshit spam?
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:18 pm |
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Well, It wasn't so bad
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:22 pm |
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Yes, I don't know where it's from, but the post itself is good.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:23 pm |
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BuDo wrote: Back in the day I used to think Doron was the worst for attention whoring...Some gay guys are like that.... But now it seems he has been outclassed by a pompous juiced up self righteous........."person"....with incestuous homoerotic tendencies...(and I am not just talking only about this thread) Avalanche wrote: Can you just make one thread of this stupid bullshit spam? No no please guys stop hating, this is farking halarious, if it wasn't for him these forums would be boring. Please refrain from using such harsh language towards the lift masta!
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:19 pm |
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Majorharper wrote: BuDo wrote: Back in the day I used to think Doron was the worst for attention whoring...Some gay guys are like that.... But now it seems he has been outclassed by a pompous juiced up self righteous........."person"....with incestuous homoerotic tendencies...(and I am not just talking only about this thread) Avalanche wrote: Can you just make one thread of this stupid bullshit spam? No no please guys stop hating, this is farking halarious, if it wasn't for him these forums would be boring. Please refrain from using such harsh language towards the lift masta! those are the typical zumba warrior
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:44 pm |
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*tosses a quarter and continues to walk*
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:07 pm |
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This was more than what I expected when I opened the thread.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:26 pm |
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So last night we rolled up a King Kong's finger blunt. Shit got me way high, it was awesome.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:38 pm |
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10/10 would read again
this is some oc shit ya?
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:37 am |
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great
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:40 am |
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Agreed, SRF needs characters like these.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:10 am |
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Then SRF has gone full retard. Sad.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:22 pm |
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this was on my newsfeed too man
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:16 am |
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He doesnt relise, he just a laughing stock, eveyone knows he a moron, but there keep him going like a fool he is..
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:01 am |
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and everyone thinks he is fake anyway. whatever makes him happy i guess XD
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:33 pm |
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All he had to do was not post pictures and use the "huge jacked homophobic" stereotype and he could have skated on this for a while.
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:37 pm |
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lol not really, people that act like assholes are usually assholes
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:37 am |
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Aventus wrote: All he had to do was not post pictures and use the "huge jacked homophobic" stereotype and he could have skated on this for a while. Nah, it was way too obvious the majority of the time that he was trying way too hard. It's been fun trolling him though
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:41 am |
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:42 am |
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:36 pm |
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I think it's this :  Dat balloon animal status
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Post subject: Re: haterz wanna be me Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:44 pm |
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That's seriously disgusting!
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