Hey, this is your typical "I want to start photoshoping" thread

I've got intrest in photoshoping and sig making and all that good stuff. I've already tried searching for a nice descent guide for a totaly newb beginner, but i couldnt find one, ( tut sticky ) they seem to be for people who are kinda familar with it. I really havent gotten anywhere besides makeing the picture ( 375x125 )and im totaly lost. I dont know how to upload renders, get brushs and everything, its so complicated in my mind. What i'm kindly asking you artists is a COMPLETE NOOBIE GUIDE from step 1 to the end. It dosent have to be made by you, suggesting a link would be very helpful or any other tips and suggestions. My main purpose to get started into being a photoshop artist is the cool looking pictures and editing. I believe that I have the extra time to work on things like this to keep myself busy and to take a break from games. I'm totaly dedicated into learning how to photoshop its not even funny. I promise ill make some of the most awesomeist sig's you guys will ever see. ( and girls )So like I said before, if you could help a noob in training to learn or help for me to become a Pro in the makeing, you'll be proud to say "I helped that guy out!" and look at my awesome sigs.
~Your new artist, vietxboy.